Arlen Specter, Keith Olberman, Perez Hilton or Swine Flu

The title of this post contains 4 possible answers to a question, the correct one being: all but swine flu. The question is obvious: which one of the following will do the most damage to our culture? Swine flu is no joke; I am deeply concerned about its growth and also the strains that will follow this one. The other possible ‘answers’ are jokes but they each have the arrogance, power and platform to do irreparable harm to our culture. Actually, they’ve already done their dirty deeds and will continue to do so as long as we citizens allow them. Acting in an overtly adolescent manner I shall no longer mention them by name. 

Benedict Arlen has simply come out of the liberal closet and is now wearing the name that represents the politics he has supported all along. Et tu Brute? The reason for his defection is simple: he’s been getting his skinny little ass kicked in the Republican primary polls by a genuine Republican in eastern PA. The writing is on the wall – if he remains in the GOP he will not be re-elected to the senate in 2010. Now Benedict can crawl back to his real pal – Ed Rendell, solicit help from the Clintons and be assured of massive aid from the DNC and the White House. Come on you Keystoners – please do the right thing!!!

I shall refer to the second anti-culture warrior by his American Indian name: Licked By Fox Nightly. He is a left-headed, truth-hiding, angst-driven, race-baiting liar. No more words to waste on him. 

Finally we have Mrs. Elton John, a foul-mouthed, egocentric, one-platform, angry, unloved ‘personality’ who has, in some exceedingly dark and disturbing moment, become a hero and spokesperson for a cause thoroughly rejected by our citizenry – gay marriage. This very evening Licked by Fox Nightly referred to Mrs. Elton John as an intellectual titan. Oh my!

Our country and our world will find a way to fight back against this swine flu. I am beginning to think that we have lost the will and the energy to fight against these other, more devastating diseases. I’m going to go wash my hands.