Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Startling Revelations!

     I awoke this morning to the shocking news that Clay Aiken has revealed he is gay. Other surprising reports in this morning’s paper include:  
The sun is yellow and hot
Politicians are divided on bailout package 
A country has threatened to wipe Israel off the map
Some people continue to believe O. J. Simpson murdered his wife
An actor entered rehab
An athlete went to jail
Elton John, apparently, is also gay


Post a Comment

<< Home