Cheap Red Wine
Whether you buy wine in a box or you have built a chilled cellar in your basement to store cases of 200 year old port, we all have one thing in common: one time or another we bought some cheap wine: MD 2020, Boone’s Farm, Mateus - come on, you know you have; maybe in college, maybe last week, perhaps tonight. Recently my eldest son and I were talking about the phenomenon of red wine, cigars and single malt scotch and we ended up having a real good time making up names for cheap red wines. We’d love for you to join us. If you’d care to add to the list please respond with a brand name and we’ll be most happy to add it and credit you. Perhaps we’ll even plant some grapes. Here’s a few names to help you get the picture:
Exit Ramp Hobo
Sleep Till Tuesday
Permanent Scar
Wake Up Dead
The Final Solution
Constant Pounding
What Did You Expect?
Hurts When I Pee
Uncle Jemima
YouGottaBeShittinMe
Formaldehyde Lite
Petrified!
Will Work For Will Work For
Butts From the Gutter
Dirty Black Socks
Exit Ramp Hobo
Sleep Till Tuesday
Permanent Scar
Wake Up Dead
The Final Solution
Constant Pounding
What Did You Expect?
Hurts When I Pee
Uncle Jemima
YouGottaBeShittinMe
Formaldehyde Lite
Petrified!
Will Work For Will Work For
Butts From the Gutter
Dirty Black Socks
posted by Thom Schuyler at 9:55 PM
2 Comments:
I actually have in the garage somewhere, a bottle of "Night Train", that at first sip will make you shudder uncontrollably. I unscrewed it a few years ago, after a several year nap, and it actually smelled good. I screwed it back tho without tasting it again. It is still in there somewhwere.
I actually have somewhere in my garage, the remains of a bottle of "Night Train". It has the ability of making you shudder uncontrollably at the first sip. I unscrewed it a few years later, and it sort of smelled good, but I rescrewed it, and it remains in there somewhere yet.
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